Week 5 And Bachelorette Shenanagins

Ok fine. I guess it has been a week and I should probably update more often. First a baby update, then a life update. Baby Gummybear is 5 weeks old today. Which makes him/her the size of an appleseed. Go Gummybear go! Someone at work asked me if I had gained weight yesterday because my butt was bigger. Oh man if its starting at 5 weeks I’m going to be a manatee! 

Why He’s A Boy                                                                        Why She’s A Girl               
- Same lack of symptoms                                                       - No teenage boy acne
-I like the name I picked out                                                    -I want a girl
-Everything feels like last time                                                 -Sometimes I think I feel sick
                                                                                             -No happy trail! (yet)
                                                                                              -Big butt

I’ll continue the list until we find out!

Only 21 days until our 8 week appointment. And patience is a virtue. Though this time is dragging. I swear it’s been a week and feels like yesterday. Come on time! Fly!

Now a life update: This weekend was the bachelorette of one of my very good friends which was a rocking good time. Minus the alcohol… which was excused by my taking ‘antibiotics.’ Before the party two other really good friends and I went to lunch and lingerie shopping for the bride before getting ready and heading to dinner. I forgot how much I missed girl time. The two lovely ladies I went out with live 2 hours away now and I don’t get to see them a lot.  

The party started at dinner. The bride chose a margarita house in the gay district of our city. Which is also the most fun night district of our city. We crowned Chase with a tiara covered in plastic penis’s, a sash made out of condoms, plastic penis straws, and the waitress brought her a giant balloon penis and vagina for her to ‘practice’ with. Haha! After a lovely and laugh filled dinner we drove back to chases house for cocktails, in my case, mocktails, and lingerie and games. My car pitstopped at the grocery to pick up cucumbers for our game of carve-a-penis-out-of-cucumbers. While picking them out and laughing about girth and size we kept getting the dirtiest looks from some of the other people. Especially this dad with his kids. Whoops.